01. Hyper-realistic Japanese Dolls
Thousands
of men in Japan are selling out over $6,500 for these hyper-realistic
dolls that meet all their needs, and don't talk back. Created by Orient
Industries, you can customize it with a wide selection of faces and
hairpieces fully interchangeable. All dolls are waterproof of course.
02. Artificial Hymen
Sex-toy
company Gigimodo created this "artificial hymen" --a plastic bag filled
with... oh well, fake blood-- for those of you who either need to lie
about being a virgin, or want to re-live losing their maidenly flower.
Fake blood in our chocha? No thanks
03. Obama Dildo
Just
in time to insert some pork into the new stimulus package comes the
"official" Obama pleasure toy. For only $34.95 you can get the "Head O
State Obama Sex Toy", and you get your choice between "Presidential
Gold" and "Democratic Blue".
04. Hooded Spandex Full Body Binder Sack
The
thought of being bagged up like a birthday present isn't my idea of
fun, but according to the site, this total body sack is "so comfortable,
you could spend an entire night in it".
05. Eco-Friendly Vibrator
Love
yourself and love your planet at the same time with Sola, a small
bullet-shaped vibrator powered by the sun. The price of being green?
$69.95. (Link)
06. Real Touch
This
computer-controlled "stimulation" device uses "specially encoded
content" to bring a sort of virtual-reality experience to, um... a
certain member. Using a host of technologies, the futuristic-looking
computer peripheral simulates motion, adjusts temperature and provides
lubrication. The encoding is deciphered by a custom Windows Media Player
plugin and it's available for $150.
07. Cup Nude
07. Cup Nude
At
some point everyone has enjoyed a fresh hot cup noodle. While the
traditional instant little cup would satisfy your hunger needs, the "Cup
Nude" on the other hand, satisfies a completely different need all
together. Although similar in design, you will immediately notice upon
opening, that this is not your average midnight snack. Complete with a
packet of “Gently Acid Lotion”, we are sure you will find some enjoyment
out of this loving product, unless of course, there is real acid in
that packet… ouch!
08. Hello Kitty Vibrator
Originally
marketed as a neck massager, this was one of the cult Hello Kitty
collectibles that could only be acquired in Japan. But a couple of
things just didn't seem to fit the whole neck massager model. The first
was the size and the shape. The second was the vibrating qualities. So
that's everything then. And in even more colours - black being one of
them. (Link)
09. Hizamakura's Lap Pillow
09. Hizamakura's Lap Pillow
Here
is something cooky. Normally you would think that resting your head on a
lap would be for lovebirds. But not in Japan! They seem to have
something of anything and that is exactly what the Hizamakura Lap Pillow
is all about. It is shaped like the lap of a woman where you can
perhaps sleep better knowing you are in good laps! Only the Japanese
could invent something like this. Price? $142.
10. Gold-plated Vibrator
Meet
the world's most expensive vibrator, a 18 karat gold-plated piece that
weighs approximately 5 ounces and is 3 inches long. Made in Sweden by
Lelo, it has a suggested retail price of $1500, but can be yours for as
little as $999.










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